I think tumblr should buy a country so all of us can relocate there permanently. It'll have nation-wide free wireless internet. We can live in houses according to blog categories/fandoms and we'll stalk the good looking people on tumblr from an awkward distance. The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella. And we'll all have a gazillion cats who dance. Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob. Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation. At tumblrland, we'll embrace each others' awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated. And we'll all be forever alone, together.
A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand
i made a thing
holy shIT THAT’S SO BEAUTIFUL IADSJHKLDASJFNVVSFASDSLKADJVF; WHAT EVEN
Due to the tragedy in Aurora, many who had planned to see The Dark Knight Rises are now hesitant to go to the cinema at all. They feel that the deaths should be respected, and the way to exhibit that respect is to abstain from seeing the film. By all means, do respect the deaths, but do so by…
Hey everyone, I had an idea…..All those kids in the hospital recovering from gunshot wounds at the Batman massacre could use a visit from their hero. I propose we should make enough noise in social media asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman…